don't threaten me with a good time

Mateo

"Something with chocolate and mint," Mateo orders - and yes, he will absolutely want to inception his own Instagram, and he turns at Ever's nudge in time to see the stage and the dancers, his jaw falling open with clear delight. "Well this is fun," he purrs, nudging his friend back as if Ever isn't the one who has spotted them first. And when they receive their cocktails (Ever's is decorated with a sugar rim and Mateo's has whipped cream and a candycane), he takes them over to a table with a good view.

"Do you want to practice your tattooing on your time off?" he asks as he sidles into his seat, offering a suave and crooked smile to a passing waiter. "I know you have been practicing on that..." Hunk of pig flesh. "...other stuff. But I thought you could try on me if you want?"

I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I don't usually fall when I try to stand