don't threaten me with a good time
Mateo Taliesin
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Age: 23 | Height: 5'7 | Race: Accepted | Nationality: Natural | Citizenship: Stormbreak
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Mateo
Should'a seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
Everest panics and everything goes horrifically wrong - Mateo vibes and watches Youtube videos of pretty girls making hamster enclosures. (Should they get a hamster? Probably not - Petunia would definitely eat it). Having finished his coffee, and congratulating himself on managing to make the shot across the room to the waste paper basket with his cup, he's counting the fluorescent lights overhead when his roomate's voice reaches him.

"Hiiiii," he trills back, sweeping to his feet and grabbing up Ever's coffee. "I got you a-- oh, okay!" Flashing a dimpled smile to the other man, Mateo hums the cereal jingle one last time (and nudges Ever with his hip), about to ask if he wants to Uber to the restaurant when holy Cadillacs, Batman, look at the car!

"Mio dio, can you imagine taking one of those for a spin around town?" He grins to Ever. Granted, Mateo can only ride a bicycle, and badly at that. "Some big shot must have stubbed his toe and come to hospital. Oooh, did you get to treat him? Did he have handsome toes?"
I was the king of this hologram
where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
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don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-08-2021, 08:51 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:19 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:48 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 05:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 05:39 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 06:17 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:55 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:39 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:53 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 09:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 09:30 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-14-2021, 05:16 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-15-2021, 07:01 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-18-2021, 05:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:19 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:43 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:55 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:05 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:18 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:34 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:49 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 08:07 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 08:25 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 08:44 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 09:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 09:29 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 10:09 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 10:23 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 10:35 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-23-2021, 08:55 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-23-2021, 09:29 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-23-2021, 09:42 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 12:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 05:22 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 05:50 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:07 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:22 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:41 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:56 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 08:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:10 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:24 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:38 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:17 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:29 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:47 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 11:00 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 04:52 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 05:10 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 05:40 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 06:10 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 06:38 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 07:35 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 07:52 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 08:07 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 08:32 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 08:46 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 09:03 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 09:29 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 09:45 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 06:41 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 06:54 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 07:07 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 07:22 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 07:53 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-27-2021, 09:31 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 03:49 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 06:04 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 06:20 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 06:40 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 06:58 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 07:14 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 07:27 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 08:06 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 08:52 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 09:31 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 09:46 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-29-2021, 07:27 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-29-2021, 08:46 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-29-2021, 09:17 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 11-04-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 11-04-2021, 07:54 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 12-27-2021, 09:46 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 01-15-2022, 10:06 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 01-15-2022, 10:19 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 02-10-2022, 06:35 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 02-10-2022, 07:05 PM
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