Father was a charming man with much hidden up his sleeve
I wonder if this is what he planned when he taught his tricks to me
I wonder if this is what he planned when he taught his tricks to me
Ah man, even with speed dating he can’t get rid of his twin cramping his style? Bart walks up behind the two men sitting on the same seat and slaps his brother in the back of the head, giving him the stink eye. “Bitch you’re literally married can’t you save some for the rest of us poor fucks?” He flicks Sunjata in the ear (he still feels pain, unlike his unfortunate womb-mate) and saunters over to his own seat as far from his brother as he can get.
Awkward coming-out aside, Bart has no real reason to be here aside from enjoying sticking his nose in random business. Especially the kind of business likely to inspire drama and explosions. If he gets a date out of it? Nice. If not? Bart’s sure there will be plenty of awkward, tense, and/or adorable encounters for him to watch in place of the telenovelas he so misses.
Awkward coming-out aside, Bart has no real reason to be here aside from enjoying sticking his nose in random business. Especially the kind of business likely to inspire drama and explosions. If he gets a date out of it? Nice. If not? Bart’s sure there will be plenty of awkward, tense, and/or adorable encounters for him to watch in place of the telenovelas he so misses.
I was born a charming man with silver tongue, pearl teeth
BARTHOLOMEW
