Phoebe
"I wasn't asking for defense. I was thanking them for that which they already provided: a sanctuary for bystanders of the war." Phoebe said, her laughter beginning to subside with an ache in her belly.
"Asking for Frey to bless your knife got it turned into a fancy dildo and nothing more." Phoebe said with a handwave, blowing off her comment about Frey liking her more. Phoebe knew better than that. But at her final comment she smirked. "Already have one, except it isn't just a dildo, it is literally Frey's penis given to me from their body. They have also given me a plant that grows functioning bodyparts when watered with blood and a pink dragon that breathes rainbow flames thanks to years of offerings, friendship, and nurturing." she quipped. "When Frey actually deigns to grace you with their presence, let me know just who they like more."
"Asking for Frey to bless your knife got it turned into a fancy dildo and nothing more." Phoebe said with a handwave, blowing off her comment about Frey liking her more. Phoebe knew better than that. But at her final comment she smirked. "Already have one, except it isn't just a dildo, it is literally Frey's penis given to me from their body. They have also given me a plant that grows functioning bodyparts when watered with blood and a pink dragon that breathes rainbow flames thanks to years of offerings, friendship, and nurturing." she quipped. "When Frey actually deigns to grace you with their presence, let me know just who they like more."
i'll let you into my soul
but wipe your feet at the door
but wipe your feet at the door
