Amanda arched an eyebrow. "You got a what from the who now? You actually get fucked by the sex god? Dang. Is it...I mean, how good does Frey's actual dick feel? Got to be damn good, right?"
She scratched her head, finally starting to think straight again after the surprise of the magic dildo. "So, like, if you actually meet this god in person and get dildos and...a penis bush? That grows new penises? Dude, the sex god is weird." She shook her head, chuckling.
"But then why do you need to come here and leave peaches on the ground for them? Like, if you've met them in person, can't you just go see them and give them the peaches yourself? I mean, if I were a sex god who could make magic penises, I don't think I'd be happy with regular old peaches someone left on the ground for me. But hey, what do I know about how gods work. They all hate me and my kind anyway."
It occurred to her for the first time that the dildo might have been meant as something of a joke from the sex god. But it was still really cool, and she wasn't about to complain about finally getting something, anything of worth from one of the gods.
She scratched her head, finally starting to think straight again after the surprise of the magic dildo. "So, like, if you actually meet this god in person and get dildos and...a penis bush? That grows new penises? Dude, the sex god is weird." She shook her head, chuckling.
"But then why do you need to come here and leave peaches on the ground for them? Like, if you've met them in person, can't you just go see them and give them the peaches yourself? I mean, if I were a sex god who could make magic penises, I don't think I'd be happy with regular old peaches someone left on the ground for me. But hey, what do I know about how gods work. They all hate me and my kind anyway."
It occurred to her for the first time that the dildo might have been meant as something of a joke from the sex god. But it was still really cool, and she wasn't about to complain about finally getting something, anything of worth from one of the gods.
