You've been drinking like the world was gonna end
"Oh yeah? Then who should I be asking?" Adam asked, though was distracted from this line of questioning by the sight of the bird flapping about as if it were actually real. A smile that spoke of a much more innocent joy suddenly appeared on his face before being replaced by the carefully protected mask of indifference.
Opportunistic fit him pretty well, and it was a word he liked. Adam grinned and shrugged with fake modesty. While the sound of a quite horrible guardian wasn't something he liked, treasure was. Maybe he could drag someone with him.
"Okay, okay. So what is it you need taking? Can't Gods just...go get whatever the fuck you want? Or is this like, a test?" If it was, he was going to ace it.
Adam
It didn't.