Dantalion
how the fuck am I supposed to know
Given his age, Danta could probably convince people he's the inventor of the shit-eating grin, and he's doing a stellar impression of one as statue becomes a living, breathing dickhead right before his very eyes. "Oh, so much better than dead," he croons, clearly delighted to see his fellow Ancient fallen so far. (Not far enough to bring them eye level, though, he'd like to note).
"Your thank you must have been muttered into the rock there, though, because I didn't quite catch it," he adds, smug as a smug thing in a smug factory. "Would you like the good news first, or the bad? Granted, I imagine both will probably seem pretty dire to you right now."
One might have expected assistance or compassion on this occasion, given Danta's usual attitude towards his fellow Ancients, but he'll make an exception for this.
"Your thank you must have been muttered into the rock there, though, because I didn't quite catch it," he adds, smug as a smug thing in a smug factory. "Would you like the good news first, or the bad? Granted, I imagine both will probably seem pretty dire to you right now."
One might have expected assistance or compassion on this occasion, given Danta's usual attitude towards his fellow Ancients, but he'll make an exception for this.
if we're in love or if we're in pain?
Horns: Diamond - they look very similar to #2 in this image.
