I want to watch the world burn

random event How dare this Ice-Dweller return to their lair, ask their god for help. How dare. Oh, yes, they still remember. They remember his cold, the way he and his friends froze their precious lava, tried to freeze Tanau. They remember the pain of it, and now as they appear around him in a series of points of bright, flickering light, angry and hot and never quite within reach. How dare they seem to crackle and hiss. How dare, how dare, how dare. Well. Maybe it's time for the Firebrand to learn what real cold feels like, huh? The fire motes circle closer, winking and flickering in a dizzying pattern- -until, suddenly, they're gone. Loren is left in darkness, feeling no different than before. For now. Loren has been cursed! He has developed a deep phobia of snow and ice! To break this curse, he must do the following: - complete a thread spent entirely outside in the cold (at least 5 posts) - burn himself (intentionally or not) - hurt someone else with his water magic (intentionally or not)