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Knock knock!

It’s me again, your favourite sentient frequency spike, and I do hope your ears are still ringing from yesterday’s delightfully tropical news. Because if they weren’t, they certainly are now.

BANG! CRASH! KER-THOOM!

That, my little sky-sniffers, was the sound of the Tower in Stormbreak saying “no thank you” to being upright any longer. Courtesy of the glorious Dahlia—who has, after much patience and many internal memos, decided to move past the suggestion box stage and into a more...decisive phase of leadership.

She’s cleared out the clutter, made room for some lovely new landscaping, and brought her dragon indoors. Don’t worry! It’s just there to set the tone.

Now! For all my little stragglers still wandering Stormbreak like lost thoughts in an empty cathedral: you’ve got two delightful options! Join the Family—ooh, welcome hugs all around!—or leave! Fly, scurry, teleport, paddle. Dahlia has cleared the schedule for anyone who would like to pledge their loyalty in person. Isn’t that accommodating?

I do recommend you choose swiftly. Delays can be... uncomfortable.

That’s all for now, sweet listeners! Stay safe, stay squishy, and remember:

I simply cannot wait until you’re part of the Family.