Flora/Kaisel Parchment

No way, he always knows when I do.

Wyd?

(with an audible smirk) Yeah he probably has, like, little cameras in them to make sure that you're taking care of them properly.



ughhh Hadama wants to meet, which is weird because we literally just met? He's coming to the Sugartide though so if Spice doesn't let you aboard, that's why.

(faint laugh) Cameras? I just kinda thought he was connected to them via little tiny roots that he sprouts from his toes or something. Just ask yourself the last time you saw his feet...

Ooooh, boss bitch shit. Okay, well have fun with that, majesty. Come over after for dinner? I'm gonna make salad and pesto tortillini.

(amused) well now I know something is off about you. pretty sure the last time you willingly ate salad it was because of a bet that you lost.

anyways count me in. i'll bring the wine.

oh, and it's your royal majesty.

(sounding brightly panicked) UHM

better triple the amount of pasta you're going to cook because it's gonna have to soak up a lot of wine tonight.

(much more seriously) Hadama is stepping down

anyways, uh... see you in a bit

(Unhinged) WHAT!?!?!!?? 



(Forced calm) I gotchu boo, quadrupling the pasta as I write. Brie with crackers and jam is ready when you get here.

(Sigh-y and quiet) Soooooooo, I talked to Caly.

Didn't go well. She's pissed. 

(Flat and relieved) But, it's done. Maybe just don't go near her haunts for a while, yea?

(A big, loud inhale and exhale and then some soft muttering) Anyway, I don't think I'll get to see you before I grab the next ship to Stormbreak. I left some enchiladas you can warm up though, and a bouquet of violets—gonna try to make it back before they wilt! I have the compass, but, this trip's gonna be longer and my folks are glad I'm staying with them for a bit. Who knows, maybe I'll hash it out with Koa too...

Stay out of trouble 

(hesitantly) ooooooooof. Are you okay? We can talk about it or not talk about it, but thank you for doing it. I'm sure it sucked, but I feel waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better knowing that the first time she finds out we're together won't be just, like, seeing us walk down the street.

(with a clear smile) you're the best.


wait, so...if I don't water the violets and they wilt sooner...does that mean you'll be back sooner? jk (sort of). I know Stormbreak is important to you. Best of luck if you do talk to Koa. Lmk if you want me to send Spice up for backup or moral support.


I will if you will

(steadier, but soft) Yeah, I'm okay. Definitely for the best.

(laughing a bit) No, no, no, you're not supposed to find a boquet loophole. Don't water them and I'll rat you out to Mateo 

(relieved) Okay wellllll, I really appreciate it. I'll show you how much when I see you next.

(casually) oh, hey, do you think I could borrow your backpack for a few days if you don't need it? I promise to send it back to you filled with gummy worms if you say yesssssssssssssss

(Thin) Maybe bringing the compass was a bad idea, gonna be testing my willpower.

Yeah sure! I'll unpack at my parents' house and send it via courier tomorrow. 

NO GLITTER 

(Yawning) Morning beautiful 

Making toast and I need your advice on the flavor of jam to use. Classic strawberry or more exotic boysenberry?

(affectionately) hey you

Babe, you did not just call boysenberry exotic. I think you should live dangerously and mix them together

Ugh, I know we've been apart for this long before, but...(quietly, but sweetly) I miss you already. I'm not saying that to make you come home sooner, just... I do

(Gasping) MIX THEM TOGETHER  See, this is why I came to you  

Also yes, clearly the standard jam flavors are: grape, strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Anything else is exotic. Also, boysenberry sounds exotic to say.

(Smiling) You took the words right out of my mouth. This place already feels less like home than being next to you.