Flora/Kaisel Parchment

First of all, name one person you know who actually likes grape jam??? btw, have you ever tried blushberry jam? We should once you're back.

Also I PROMISE not to get any glitter in your backpack idk why you even mentioned it, I told you last time was Spice's fault.

(Whispering) Not one likes grape jam, but that doesn't stop it from always being sold. I think it's a cover up. What is big jam hiding? 

Oooh that sounds exotic and delicious!

(Astounded) Do not blame the perfectangelbaby Spice. She's INNOCENT 

idk, but don't go poking around. If you go after Big Jam, I bet Big Wine will come after you, and I can't lose you or my wine suppliers.

(scoffing) Don't you try and butter her up just because you like having her on your side!!!

(brightly) Annnnnnnnnnnyways, here's your backpack back. There's some gummy worms and other stuff inside...

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With the letter is Kaisel's backpack. When he reaches inside he'll find one of the quilts from Flora's bed, sprayed with her perfume, and also the pillow from Kai's side of the bed (in addition to gummy worms and lots of other snacks). How, you ask?

Kai's backpack has been made into:


Type: Grey | Style: Other | Level: Basic
Backback of Holding | A Backpack that can hold an infinite number of items, so long as they fit within the bag's 3ft x 3ft opening. The bag always feels nearly weightless, but always looks about 75% full.

(Astonishment mixed with laughter) What, oh my gods what've you done, there's SO MUCH in here?!? 

IT'S LIKE IT GOES ON FOR DAYS  

 Ro, this is the best, YOU'RE THE BEST 

(Threatening affectionately) I could teleport home right now and kiss y (the message cuts off because he does just that)

(sweetly adoring) welllllllllllll, that was fun. Hopefully your parents don't get too upset that you missed breakfast, but I'd say that was worth it...

(Tired) Uuuuugh, what a long day. 

How are things on your end?? Hopefully not drowning in paperwork and scallywags :grimacing-face: Is that the PC term?

(Softer) This quilt makes it soooo much better, but I still miss you like hell. I know I just saw you too so I feel half crazy, but you're always on my mind  :heart-with-arrow: I wouldn't have it any other way.

(3% panicked) Heyyyyyyyyy uhhhh, quick question...when you talked to Caly, was she pissed in a "damn I'm gonna go die by hair bleach-blonde and eat a lot of chocolate" kinda way or ... (5% hysterical) ... or in like a "I'm going to burn down the Hanged Man and everything inside of it and flee with my siblings out of Torchline" kind of way.

(Concerned) Uh, well she threw a bottle of alcohol at me and nearly drug me over the counter so I'd go with option 2 over option 1. Whyyyyyyy? What the hell happened? Are you okay?

(distantly) Uhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, I'm okay. Uhh..there was a fire. I don't want to jump to any conclusions or anything, but...

I'll tell you about it when you're home.

(whispering, but amused) heyyyyyyyyyyy babe. Hope you're having a good dinner with your folks.

Uhhh, quick update about my evening....(awkward laughter) I think I'm accidentally on a date?
DO NOT PRESS THE COMPASS.

I'll explain more when I see you, but basically I'm like, on an accidental date w/ a ghost that my dad brought out from Mort's realm, and I don't want to just ditch him and send him back, since this is like, his first time out in YEARS. He's actually someone I met a few times when I was a teenager, so it's totally more like old friends catching up.

Anyways, like I said, noooooooo need to panic, you have nothing to worry about, and I'll explain everything when I see you.

MWAHHHH (obnoxious kissing sounds)

(Nervous laugh) hahaha whaaaaaaaaaat???? 

You realize how insane that sounds, right? How do you accidentally go on a date Flora?! WITH A GHOST   ???? Why is your dad arranging dates in the first place?


(The sound of the compass tapping a desk for a minute, followed by a deep inhale)

This might be one of your worst pranks if that's what's happening, and if not I'm anxiously awaiting this explanation.

xoxo tic tac love you

(reassuringly) Okay well I'm in the bathroom rn so I can't super get into it, but the tldr is that when I saw my nonna last season I asked her to find me like, a magical prince charming even if he was in Mort's realm. Anyway, I'd TOTALLY forgot about it (duh, because of you), until my dad gave me a letter saying to dress cute and be on the boardwalk tonight. (dw, I didn't dress like, super cute, just regular cute)

sooooooooooooooo yeah

(sing song) I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. For real though, I know this is weird and I'm sorry.

xoxoxoxooxoxox you can win tictactoe forever

(Grumbly) Regular cute is still like a hundred times too cute for a ghost beau.

(A long sigh) Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay well enjoy catching up, but if he gets any of his ectoplasm near you I'll kill him again. 

You owe me all the deets later, and I'm definitely done keeping anything on the down low from now on! 

(sweetly) okay but what if I showed up for a surprise visit from my twin or sister and I looked like a complete uggo?? no one told me it was a date until he appeared and said my nonna sent him!


but okay, deal deal deal. I'll wear an I KA shirt and once LongNight is done we can have dinner with my whole family, both dead and alive. (p.s. I'd actually really like this, ghost-date notwithstanding).

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(get it, cause now we're both winners <3)