CLUCK CLUCK
Y'know what?
Fuck it, you manage it. True, it's not elegant, and there's a lot of, er, flailing on the part of Miss Cluck, but she reaches the safety of the jungle and she's out of here.Ray and Theo manage to stay out of danger, Harper gets swatted out of the sky (sorry) and as for Nate...?
It's a tree that attacks Nate, ultimately, an overhanging branch swiping him clean off the back off the chicken to land in the thickets of plants and vines and other undergrowth. The monstrous mother clucker charges away, deep into the Oerwoud, never to be seen again. Maybe. Probably. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
She doesn't leave without a parting gift, though. Those efforts at making her roost were apparently very successful and there are not one, not two, but three ENORMOUS eggs left warming in the sun on the sand.
The best part about all of this?
All of Torchline saw it.
~FIN
Congratulations! You have successfully(?) completed this KQ and will all receive credit for it.
On the sands of Torchline are three gigantic chicken eggs. Do with them what you will.
Nate has received a Legend Title as a result of this KQ: The Lone (Free) Ranger
Get it? Free range eggs? Lone ranger? Get it? Get... never mind.
END HP:
1. Ray 20/26
2. Harper 55/72
3. Nate 56/70
4. Theo 18/22
Fuck it, you manage it. True, it's not elegant, and there's a lot of, er, flailing on the part of Miss Cluck, but she reaches the safety of the jungle and she's out of here.
It's a tree that attacks Nate, ultimately, an overhanging branch swiping him clean off the back off the chicken to land in the thickets of plants and vines and other undergrowth. The monstrous mother clucker charges away, deep into the Oerwoud, never to be seen again. Maybe. Probably. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
She doesn't leave without a parting gift, though. Those efforts at making her roost were apparently very successful and there are not one, not two, but three ENORMOUS eggs left warming in the sun on the sand.
The best part about all of this?
All of Torchline saw it.
~FIN
Congratulations! You have successfully(?) completed this KQ and will all receive credit for it.
On the sands of Torchline are three gigantic chicken eggs. Do with them what you will.
Get it? Free range eggs? Lone ranger? Get it? Get... never mind.
END HP:
1. Ray 20/26
2. Harper 55/72
3. Nate 56/70
4. Theo 18/22
