Mateo
who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
I just woke up in my underwear
Mateo certainly feels like the VIP, and he turns his best and most dazzling smile towards Ever as he's squeezed and fondled and ushered out of his seat. Which - cue the buzzkill, except that word doesn't exist in Mateo's vocabulary. His buzz is unkillable. "Hey, hey," he says, holding up a hand as if to placate Ricki's temper, while his arm slips more fully around Tomb Raider's waist.
"Listen, now. It's a party! So, I am going to the bathroom, and if one or both of you ladies want to come, I promise there'll be gold glitter all over the insides of your thighs." Blowing them a kiss Mateo waves goodbye to Ever as well and saunters through the crowd to the nearest bathroom to await their decision.
"Listen, now. It's a party! So, I am going to the bathroom, and if one or both of you ladies want to come, I promise there'll be gold glitter all over the insides of your thighs." Blowing them a kiss Mateo waves goodbye to Ever as well and saunters through the crowd to the nearest bathroom to await their decision.
no liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
I should probably introduce myself
