Mateo
who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
I just woke up in my underwear
"A toe penis - gross," Mateo says with a wrinkle of his nose, and he flails at the cab driver as if to tell him he's on the phone, at the same time turning to Ever to deal with the passing out situation. For a hot mess, he navigates other hot messes with ease, shifting to put his free arm around his friend. "Close your eyes and take big, slow breaths," he whispers back to him. "Count them, okay?"
And then onto the phonecall. "Mateo Taliesin," he says smoothly. "I am Ever's roommate, and he asked me to help him to check out from the hospital this morning. Was there paperwork I missed? I'm sorry - it was raining and a cab was waiting for us. Can I sign it on an email or something?" Does he know shit about hospitals?
Absolutely not, considering he spends so much time in them. (Ever usually takes care of that bit, honestly).
And then onto the phonecall. "Mateo Taliesin," he says smoothly. "I am Ever's roommate, and he asked me to help him to check out from the hospital this morning. Was there paperwork I missed? I'm sorry - it was raining and a cab was waiting for us. Can I sign it on an email or something?" Does he know shit about hospitals?
Absolutely not, considering he spends so much time in them. (Ever usually takes care of that bit, honestly).
no liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
I should probably introduce myself
