it looks black in the moonlight

"Sham-pyag-ygnee. Shamboobled. Shamu? Whatever." Ronin's tentacle continues squeaking his ducky, while his hands carefully flutter of the meadow of flowers he's planted over Remi's chest and stomach. He's just considering telling the Lullaby that he's the most breathtaking man he's ever laid his eyes on, and that it's unfair that he thinks Ronin is so handsome because it's not true compared to Remi, when the 5 second headstart pings every alarm bell in his tipsy little mind. "Noooooooooo!" So shouting saying, he throws the ducky at Remi's face and launches himself off down the beach. With at least three tentacles flailing from his back, a pair of flippers and a snorkel in his mouth as he galumphs into the waves, he's absolutely the most monstrous thing on this dream beach. Hands down. ronypony it's always nice to make an impression