Reverse bear trap

Far, far away from Caido, in a world vastly different and yet still filled with wonders and horrors a plenty, people speak of a creature known only as a drop bear. Now, Ronin has never heard of this and thus has no context - but if he had, as his husband drops onto his head like a hat with claws and teeth, he might be convinced he's encountered one. "WH--" he manages (eloquent, yes) before his eyes are covered by what might be a ringed tail or possibly small, dark fingers, and he knows it's Remi even before he knows he's veering unintentionally right towards the Stone Symphony. "What would you have done if it had just been someone who looked like me?" he wants to know through a chuckle, reaching up to try and either fuss the raccoon or peel it off his head. RONIN Darkness is a funny thing. It creeps up on you.