The air grows static-y with the pixelated laughter of Caido's favourite mental broadcaster. Appearing with a number of human features such as noses, fingernails, tentacles, and lungs, Vox greeted Dorian and Dahlia by moving through their bodies with all the love and respect of an MRI machine set on high and malfunctioning.
"H̵̨̡̧̼͉͍̝͖̟̹̰̠͍̫̮͖̻͔͖̟̳̦̮̪͓͔̾̿̋̎̀̓̀͛́́̐͂̌̓̽͊̓̐̚͝͝͝o̶̯̤͓͉̪̫͓̱̲͙̻̍̆͗̃̓̒̄̒̀͛͐͑͑̓̈́̉̾̓̾͋́̈́̒̒͜ẘ̸̡̡̧̖͖̼̯̮̖̰̣͇̮̻̟͈̫̜̤͓̦̙̬̖͐͆̕ ̶̛̛̜̣͇̞͉͔͓̯̠͚͍͚̌̐͊̽̀̇̃̓͊̐͋̍̌̕̚Ī̷͎̗̪̘̱̜͓̜̼͈̰̱͙̊̎͑͝ͅͅ'̶̺͙̘͉̞̭̀̅͒͂̾̈́̿́̑̾̓͝͝͠v̷̨̺͕̦͍̹̲̖͓͓̲̭͍̭͙̺͉̰̞͓̳͙̦̦͔̠̈̔̈́̾͒̈́̈́̈̎̃͗͗̂̒̿̒̾̆̀͌̍́̑̎̐̎̚̕̕͜͜͠ͅȇ̵̢̡̡̨̤̪̪̹̫͚͚̮̅̀̔̾̂̽͘͠ͅ ̴̧̛̲̖͎̭̠̰͈͕͒̎̄͆͛̅́͂͌̍͊̓̃͂̚͘͜ͅͅḿ̴̢̧̨̻̣̮͕̝̙̦̩̮̯̪̳̬̻̦̟͔̏̉̉̈́̾̋̑̑̈͐̆͆̈́̓̏͐͝ͅì̴̖̿̿̎̈͋͛̾̉̀̒͋̚͝͠s̸̛͍̩̝̹̯̦̲̫͕͍͂̈́͑̑̑̐͂̀͘͜͝͠ṣ̷̨̨̛̭͙̻͎̦͙͉͔͚̣͚̦̥̗̹̼̦̜̫̬̦̙̌̒͛̈̓̿́̀̄̉̌̊͑̑͆̿̿̓̑̈́̈̇̈́̐̏́͘͘͝e̴̼͉̋̎̎̂͂̈́͑̇̔̑̃̿͂͆̾̓̆̈́̈̍͋͘͘͝͝͠͠d̵̨̘̘͉̠̭̩̖̦̺͛̈́̿͒͂̈͑͒̌̓͝͝ ̴̛̯̲͚̬̤͚̝̩͉̤̬͉͕̪̱̰̜̪̟̲̣̬̩̭͎̫͕̬̙̩̇̒̇͗̿͆̿̓̎̾̄̕͝y̶̼̳̥̥̯͖͍̼̱̳̹̖̆̍̀̎̾̂͒̿̆ọ̶̧̢̨̢̨̢̫̗̱͓̪̩̠͚̤͕̻̮̦͖͍̯͈́̓͊̐̔͒͜͜͜͜͝ͅu̷̢̪̻̙̭͍̜̖͇̼̭̒̆͗̄̓́͐̐̄͐̿̾́͝ͅ!̸̨̛̠̭̘̗̙̩͉̻͚̰̟̹̯̝̤̜̝̜̩̤̝̣̻̂̒͐̽̏̒͗͗̐͝ͅ!"
oh. Hmm. Perhaps he'd used the wrong combination of vocal chords and tongues?
callibrating.
"Is that better?"
"H̵̨̡̧̼͉͍̝͖̟̹̰̠͍̫̮͖̻͔͖̟̳̦̮̪͓͔̾̿̋̎̀̓̀͛́́̐͂̌̓̽͊̓̐̚͝͝͝o̶̯̤͓͉̪̫͓̱̲͙̻̍̆͗̃̓̒̄̒̀͛͐͑͑̓̈́̉̾̓̾͋́̈́̒̒͜ẘ̸̡̡̧̖͖̼̯̮̖̰̣͇̮̻̟͈̫̜̤͓̦̙̬̖͐͆̕ ̶̛̛̜̣͇̞͉͔͓̯̠͚͍͚̌̐͊̽̀̇̃̓͊̐͋̍̌̕̚Ī̷͎̗̪̘̱̜͓̜̼͈̰̱͙̊̎͑͝ͅͅ'̶̺͙̘͉̞̭̀̅͒͂̾̈́̿́̑̾̓͝͝͠v̷̨̺͕̦͍̹̲̖͓͓̲̭͍̭͙̺͉̰̞͓̳͙̦̦͔̠̈̔̈́̾͒̈́̈́̈̎̃͗͗̂̒̿̒̾̆̀͌̍́̑̎̐̎̚̕̕͜͜͠ͅȇ̵̢̡̡̨̤̪̪̹̫͚͚̮̅̀̔̾̂̽͘͠ͅ ̴̧̛̲̖͎̭̠̰͈͕͒̎̄͆͛̅́͂͌̍͊̓̃͂̚͘͜ͅͅḿ̴̢̧̨̻̣̮͕̝̙̦̩̮̯̪̳̬̻̦̟͔̏̉̉̈́̾̋̑̑̈͐̆͆̈́̓̏͐͝ͅì̴̖̿̿̎̈͋͛̾̉̀̒͋̚͝͠s̸̛͍̩̝̹̯̦̲̫͕͍͂̈́͑̑̑̐͂̀͘͜͝͠ṣ̷̨̨̛̭͙̻͎̦͙͉͔͚̣͚̦̥̗̹̼̦̜̫̬̦̙̌̒͛̈̓̿́̀̄̉̌̊͑̑͆̿̿̓̑̈́̈̇̈́̐̏́͘͘͝e̴̼͉̋̎̎̂͂̈́͑̇̔̑̃̿͂͆̾̓̆̈́̈̍͋͘͘͝͝͠͠d̵̨̘̘͉̠̭̩̖̦̺͛̈́̿͒͂̈͑͒̌̓͝͝ ̴̛̯̲͚̬̤͚̝̩͉̤̬͉͕̪̱̰̜̪̟̲̣̬̩̭͎̫͕̬̙̩̇̒̇͗̿͆̿̓̎̾̄̕͝y̶̼̳̥̥̯͖͍̼̱̳̹̖̆̍̀̎̾̂͒̿̆ọ̶̧̢̨̢̨̢̫̗̱͓̪̩̠͚̤͕̻̮̦͖͍̯͈́̓͊̐̔͒͜͜͜͜͝ͅu̷̢̪̻̙̭͍̜̖͇̼̭̒̆͗̄̓́͐̐̄͐̿̾́͝ͅ!̸̨̛̠̭̘̗̙̩͉̻͚̰̟̹̯̝̤̜̝̜̩̤̝̣̻̂̒͐̽̏̒͗͗̐͝ͅ!"
oh. Hmm. Perhaps he'd used the wrong combination of vocal chords and tongues?
callibrating.
"Is that better?"
vox