Grab your fears and hold on tight

Ludo Alright, listen. Tal knows the score, and he knows what might happen when he comes to Ludo. The god's requests can be anything from altogether reasonable right up to batshit insane, depending on its writer's whims. But he does receive a response. Raggedy bits do indeed arrive to play with Boreal, and further tendrils sequester up the lucky charm, stroking it lovingly before tucking it away into whatever is behind Ludo's robes. Appearing before Tal, it crams the churros into its porcelain mask, which shouldn't work at all, but obviously it does. "A lot of times," it says sagely, "when you stab things, they get oozy. So... I'm not sure a stronger dagger would help." It waves a churro in a rag at the Messenger. "But sure! Let's go hurt something." Tal has received a quest! He must: 1. Stab something with his Special Delivery Dagger. 2. Stab himself with his Special Delivery Dagger. 3. Do something cool while holding the Special Delivery Dagger. (In this context, it must be cool to Ludo, so probably involve cats, pranks, or snacks). 4. Stab himself again with his Special Delivery Dagger.