To Flora,
What's the misunderstanding? You want fancy magic poop, and I'm charging a fair price to haul it to you.
I wouldn't deliver poop for just anyone, you know. Yeah, you'll pay for it, but at least it will arrive without you having to stick your hands in it. It's more than just about anyone else would get, so don't get your ponytail in a twist. You're still getting the friends'n'family discount.
I'll be there in a week.
~T. Seawright
What's the misunderstanding? You want fancy magic poop, and I'm charging a fair price to haul it to you.
I wouldn't deliver poop for just anyone, you know. Yeah, you'll pay for it, but at least it will arrive without you having to stick your hands in it. It's more than just about anyone else would get, so don't get your ponytail in a twist. You're still getting the friends'n'family discount.
I'll be there in a week.
~T. Seawright






