[SE] The more I drift, the closer I get

JACK

"First of all," Jack drawls, inching away from the ticklish feel of her nails instinctively, even if it only carries him further against her side, "it'd be considered bribery, technically. And second, consider it good practice for anyone who isn't me." Because in the end, Jack is going to end up well-rested and socially lubricated before being dragged through endless boutiques, and Flora still gets what she wants. Win-win.

Dragging his gaze back from her cleavage to raise his eyebrows at her, Jack pretends to consider her remark. "In your personal experience, would you say a tattoo hurts more than havin' a goddess's thoughts pillage your sanity?" he asks dryly - and yes, then proceeds to try and swat her for the image that flashes through her mind.

She won't find any obvious WALK IN HERE TO BE DEMEANED AND HUMILIATED signs, alas, and Jack can't help his chuckle as she continues. "Not all of 'em are dark and damp," he says. "I reckon it's just called that, mostly, 'cause you get chained up down there." That's not to say that some people didn't like the traditional dungeon layout, though.

it's not your fault that you're always wrong
the weak ones are there to justify the strong

Code blatently stolen from queen of codes, Sky!