remi
A lot's been changin' lately and I can't tell
If it's me or if it's everybody else
If it's me or if it's everybody else
If anyone knows what a raccoon's terminal velocity is, now might be a good time to pipe up. Given who and what he is there's little reason to think that Remi will be seriously injured by what is about to happen next, but that doesn't mean it isn't equal parts hilarious and ridiculous.
With his arms and legs outstretched like he was a flying squirrel, the Remi lands directly on one of the ghostly gourds with a solid thwwunk. It drops several feet not unlike a helium-filled balloon, before, and this is where things start to get properly ridiculous, it begins to spin.
Having apparently realized that gnashing teeth and swatting vines would do little against the fuzzy interloper with its claws dug into the gourd's orange flesh, the creature begins to spin faster and faster and faster as if to force Remi off.
R--n---in! Remi thinks, just before his claws tear off a chunk of orange pulp and he goes flying.
With his arms and legs outstretched like he was a flying squirrel, the Remi lands directly on one of the ghostly gourds with a solid thwwunk. It drops several feet not unlike a helium-filled balloon, before, and this is where things start to get properly ridiculous, it begins to spin.
Having apparently realized that gnashing teeth and swatting vines would do little against the fuzzy interloper with its claws dug into the gourd's orange flesh, the creature begins to spin faster and faster and faster as if to force Remi off.
R--n---in! Remi thinks, just before his claws tear off a chunk of orange pulp and he goes flying.
we're only human but w?'ve got hands & hearts & noses
So stop and sm?ll the fuckin' roses
So stop and sm?ll the fuckin' roses
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
