Greetings, my frosty little ear-wrigglers of Caido! It's Vox again, reporting from the chillier corners of Halo, where our beloved Dahlia and Dorian have been ever-so-busy around the Fangs.
Have you heard the news about that wonderful hotspring in Halo? The one that cleanses folks of all that delightful void infection? Apparently, some of you have chosen to wash away our precious little gift—Sunjata and Hotaru, I’m looking at you. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? It’s like being handed a plate of cookies and watching you dunk them in mud because you think the chocolate chips are “too crunchy.” Quite a blow to my multiple hearts, really.
But never fear, my inquisitive snow-peas! Dahlia and Dorian decided enough was enough. They’ve made sure the path to that spring is now quite inconvenient. Think of it as a labyrinth designed by an Ursur with questionable décor choices—only a bit frostier and with fewer exit signs. Wouldn’t want all of you slipping through our filaments—er, fingers—again, now would we?
So, if you were planning on trotting off to cleanse yourselves of the void, I humbly suggest you, oh, I don’t know…reconsider. Because we love you exactly as you are—brimming with the Family’s infection. Isn’t that sweet?
Until next time, my tundra-bound treats, stay warm, stay…void-y, and remember, I can’t WAIT until you’re part of the Family.
