[ME] [SE] don't go bacon my heart

I don't want to wonder if this is a blunder

Things fucking escalate, which really Koa, you shoulda seen coming - you've known Kaisel and Noe all their lives, and Melita is literally a demigod of chaos. Hijinks were bound to ensue with the three of them together. Before he has a chance to pull back on the reigns Kai's hurtling shrimp and ducking for cover, and then tables are falling and corn is flying and fuck it, we ball.

Koa snatches up a container of mashed potatoes and settles behind a large beach umbrella, the pole providing him the same protection a palm tree might an elephant. Making sure there's nobody in crush range he knocks the thing over, peaking out from behind the rainbow ferrule in search of targets. And while normally he wouldn't rope in anyone who hadn't expressly volunteered, the sight of a not-so-vigilant Talyson is impossible to resist. Mischief glinting in his eyes, he hurls a handful of mash at the courier before ducking down again, hoping his friend won't immediately realize the source of the assault.

Koa

When I kiss your lips I want to sink down to the bottom of the sea