there will be scrapes and sutures; viciousness and victory
"I do not get cranky or dramatic," Ronin announces, crankily and dramatically, scowling and snatching the paper bag from the air with aplomb. Tossing a couple of pieces of dried pineapple to the fox - who has continued to linger now that it knows they have food - and cramming another into his mouth, he puts himself out of the way of Remi's underhanded throw of the axe gracefully enough that it looks like they've choreographed it.
"Well if that truly is Vi's will, then it's my job to be the best earthworm husband I can be," he informs the other man, pressing his hand earnestly to his heart. Prowling closer to hear the heat in Remi's words and see the mischief invade his expression, Ronin scoffs and reaches out to snag the Bastion around the waist. "It's a quest from Vi, not Frey," he quips, about to lean in to steal a quick kiss from the other man's mouth when he remembers, you know, the axe.
More accurately, the axe remembers Remi, and there's absolutely nowhere for Ronin to go as it sails back to him. It's the blunt side of it, luckily, that thocks into the Knight's shoulder, but it hits with enough force and then some to knock the air from his lungs and send him staggering into his husband.
"Well if that truly is Vi's will, then it's my job to be the best earthworm husband I can be," he informs the other man, pressing his hand earnestly to his heart. Prowling closer to hear the heat in Remi's words and see the mischief invade his expression, Ronin scoffs and reaches out to snag the Bastion around the waist. "It's a quest from Vi, not Frey," he quips, about to lean in to steal a quick kiss from the other man's mouth when he remembers, you know, the axe.
More accurately, the axe remembers Remi, and there's absolutely nowhere for Ronin to go as it sails back to him. It's the blunt side of it, luckily, that thocks into the Knight's shoulder, but it hits with enough force and then some to knock the air from his lungs and send him staggering into his husband.
RONIN
