remi
A lot's been changin' lately and I can't tell
If it's me or if it's everybody else
If it's me or if it's everybody else
The rustle overhead is too sudden to be anything but theatrical, and as the bough above him shivers, something furry, masked, and full of menace comes hurtling down like a particularly smug meteor. With a triumphant squeak of glee, Remi lands squarely on his husband's head, his tiny raccoon paws slapping decisively over Ronin’s eyes.
Of course I’m not a will-o-wisp, he huffs, as if the very notion is beneath him, voice practically dripping disdain. His grip tightens, his weight shifting gleefully atop the Knight’s back like he’s claiming a particularly scenic perch.
His striped tail wraps around Ronin’s neck and over one shoulder like a chaotic scarf. One paw remains across Ronin’s eyes while the other pokes his cheek in gentle mockery. Sir It, he intones gravely, I fear your reign has ended. You are no match for me. Long live the bandit king! Remi thinks cheerfully, before trying to lunge from Ronin's shoulder to scramble back up the tree.
Of course I’m not a will-o-wisp, he huffs, as if the very notion is beneath him, voice practically dripping disdain. His grip tightens, his weight shifting gleefully atop the Knight’s back like he’s claiming a particularly scenic perch.
His striped tail wraps around Ronin’s neck and over one shoulder like a chaotic scarf. One paw remains across Ronin’s eyes while the other pokes his cheek in gentle mockery. Sir It, he intones gravely, I fear your reign has ended. You are no match for me. Long live the bandit king! Remi thinks cheerfully, before trying to lunge from Ronin's shoulder to scramble back up the tree.
we're only human but w?'ve got hands & hearts & noses
So stop and sm?ll the fuckin' roses
So stop and sm?ll the fuckin' roses
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
