JACK
Having been lazily giving his orders and preparing to begin tossing shells around the outskirts of Apopo, as the Ark glides smoothly through the patch of seaweed and its strange pollen, Jack has just enough time to take a well-deserved nip of rum before everything gets hilarious. Like, really hilarious.
At first it’s just the crew chuckling to themselves as they get on with their work, but as soon as the flying fish start slapping against the bow of the ship, the Ark - Jack included - is rendered all but dead in the water until the air clears enough for them to regain their sensibilities. (A difficult thing when weak with laughter).
On the plus side, some of the crew (looking at you Bassian) do throw some shells at the fish as they jump, so some end up in the water, even if it’s accompanied by cries of fuck them scaly birds!
Jack and the crew stop to have a fun time and throw shells at the flying fish.
At first it’s just the crew chuckling to themselves as they get on with their work, but as soon as the flying fish start slapping against the bow of the ship, the Ark - Jack included - is rendered all but dead in the water until the air clears enough for them to regain their sensibilities. (A difficult thing when weak with laughter).
On the plus side, some of the crew (looking at you Bassian) do throw some shells at the fish as they jump, so some end up in the water, even if it’s accompanied by cries of fuck them scaly birds!
Jack and the crew stop to have a fun time and throw shells at the flying fish.
sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places
(what the fuck is it doing between your teeth?)
(what the fuck is it doing between your teeth?)
Code stolen from Queen Sky
- Secret Telepath
- Functionally Immortal (Forever 35)
- Two small star tattoos beneath his left eye
- Click for The Ark!
