(adoringly but doubtful) babes if you want me to wear a shirt with a whole pack of wolves on it I will for you, but I guarantee only you're gonna think it means anything other than the fact that I must have been forced into wearing it at gunpoint.
(with patient but complete skepticism) Oh I see, so while I'm on an accidental date with a ghost you've suddenly remembered that your dragon bestie invited us to a festival where she's going to do something special for me?
(with patient but complete skepticism) Oh I see, so while I'm on an accidental date with a ghost you've suddenly remembered that your dragon bestie invited us to a festival where she's going to do something special for me?







