Kaisel
Nacho circles him like a crazed ballerina, leaping up with muddy paws all over his pants and shirt in the eager chase of the worms Kaisel holds aloft like a golden prize. Remi fans the flames of chaos with little more than a tiny paw and a ceaseless stream of sounds that meld with the barking dog into a frenzied cacophony. It's maddening.
"I know!" Kaisel snaps at the paw that pats him on the back with as much usefulness as a towel offered to a fish. Thank you Remi, he does see the dog. If the Bastion is trying to point out something else, there's way too much happening for him to pick up on it. Instead, for a brief, stupid moment, he attempts to fasten the collar around Nacho, who's doing his best impression of a PG Cujo. With only the hand holding the collar still free, and the dog a whirlwind of fur and excitement, it goes about as well as one might expect. Even with some attempted goading with his voice and little clicks with his tongue, offering in every way he can, friend to the dog, other than sacrificing the one thing the animal wants of course.
Realizing quickly this is going nowhere, he fists his gummy worms into his mouth. It's a tragic loss, because he didn't want to eat them yet, but if it's between him, Remi, and the dog, he's picking himself. Chewing on them like a hard stick of gum, he now has enough free arms to capture Nacho the next time the dog leaps up, wrestling him against him as he fights to slip the collar back on, his makeshit leash still attached. The hound's boundless energy subsides once he's been caught, immediately flopping around like a fish that is massively stronger than it should be given it's size, and a lot more slippery than you'd realize.
Luckily for Kaisel, he can get a grip on the wet fur, and oh he does. Lowering down with the struggle, the ground helps him pin the dog too, until at last he clasps the dog's wardrobe back on. "AHA!" he says with breathless, filthy triumph, taking a moment to recover. Once he does, he turns his head faintly over his shoulder, just enough to put the raccoon into view, and sighs very dramatically, "you're the worst."
"I know!" Kaisel snaps at the paw that pats him on the back with as much usefulness as a towel offered to a fish. Thank you Remi, he does see the dog. If the Bastion is trying to point out something else, there's way too much happening for him to pick up on it. Instead, for a brief, stupid moment, he attempts to fasten the collar around Nacho, who's doing his best impression of a PG Cujo. With only the hand holding the collar still free, and the dog a whirlwind of fur and excitement, it goes about as well as one might expect. Even with some attempted goading with his voice and little clicks with his tongue, offering in every way he can, friend to the dog, other than sacrificing the one thing the animal wants of course.
Realizing quickly this is going nowhere, he fists his gummy worms into his mouth. It's a tragic loss, because he didn't want to eat them yet, but if it's between him, Remi, and the dog, he's picking himself. Chewing on them like a hard stick of gum, he now has enough free arms to capture Nacho the next time the dog leaps up, wrestling him against him as he fights to slip the collar back on, his makeshit leash still attached. The hound's boundless energy subsides once he's been caught, immediately flopping around like a fish that is massively stronger than it should be given it's size, and a lot more slippery than you'd realize.
Luckily for Kaisel, he can get a grip on the wet fur, and oh he does. Lowering down with the struggle, the ground helps him pin the dog too, until at last he clasps the dog's wardrobe back on. "AHA!" he says with breathless, filthy triumph, taking a moment to recover. Once he does, he turns his head faintly over his shoulder, just enough to put the raccoon into view, and sighs very dramatically, "you're the worst."
Haters on my back like a backpack
Blowin' up I'm fucking flawless
Blowin' up I'm fucking flawless
Code stolen from Queen Sky
Wearing a watery blue, faded and stretched-out sparkling hair tie on his left wrist
