said i was the best simultaneously the worst
“Mmm, nah. Pink. Or… Maybe yellow. I’d be content with yellow.” He grins over to her – sure that one way or another he could get a leash on her. It’d be like giving a psycho cat a bath, and it wouldn’t be pretty, but he’s pretty sure he’d give it a decent shot.
Hypothetically of course.
Nodding as the shot glasses are offered, Thorn shrugs to having no chasers – not like it’s the worst thing he’s ever done. If anything, he tries to keep the surface relatively straight despite the way the glasses slide and once he can collect his up, he holds it for their little toast. “I’ll drink t’that.” He hums his agreement with a wink, shooting back the shot of tequila and feeling the immediate burn that threatens to press against his head and chest in a vice of heat.
Swallowing it down as she groans her complaint, he laughs out a smoky sound – throat a little raw from the liquor. “Yeah. Can’t lie.” He wrinkles his nose before he huffs out another breath and takes in the kitchen and the destruction and mess. “Alright, well, I’m here and about t’be buzzed in like.. five minutes. So, where’re we startin’?” Gesturing out with his hand to the mess, it’s clear he’s happy to help, his mood vastly improved.
Hypothetically of course.
Nodding as the shot glasses are offered, Thorn shrugs to having no chasers – not like it’s the worst thing he’s ever done. If anything, he tries to keep the surface relatively straight despite the way the glasses slide and once he can collect his up, he holds it for their little toast. “I’ll drink t’that.” He hums his agreement with a wink, shooting back the shot of tequila and feeling the immediate burn that threatens to press against his head and chest in a vice of heat.
Swallowing it down as she groans her complaint, he laughs out a smoky sound – throat a little raw from the liquor. “Yeah. Can’t lie.” He wrinkles his nose before he huffs out another breath and takes in the kitchen and the destruction and mess. “Alright, well, I’m here and about t’be buzzed in like.. five minutes. So, where’re we startin’?” Gesturing out with his hand to the mess, it’s clear he’s happy to help, his mood vastly improved.
Hawthorn
and best case scenario, i should be cursed







