(utterly dismayed) BRO!!! 
You can't just SAY that after that short of a pause! I almost tore this paper stuffing it back in my pants so fast and that drew even more attention, especially because then my pants let out a muffled scream.
(quiet for a minute, then edging towards sly) Is this some roleplay? Sexting?
(voice lowering) Have I been...a bad boy??
Noooooo, please don't punish me baby! Although...I guess if you have to, I understand 
I'll even unzip my pants for you, to make it easier, to make it up to you however I can. Don't be alarmed by the way I'm already hard and throbbing for you.
You can't just SAY that after that short of a pause! I almost tore this paper stuffing it back in my pants so fast and that drew even more attention, especially because then my pants let out a muffled scream.
(quiet for a minute, then edging towards sly) Is this some roleplay? Sexting?
(voice lowering) Have I been...a bad boy??
Noooooo, please don't punish me baby! Although...I guess if you have to, I understand I'll even unzip my pants for you, to make it easier, to make it up to you however I can. Don't be alarmed by the way I'm already hard and throbbing for you.
Wearing a watery blue, faded and stretched-out sparkling hair tie on his left wrist
