said i was the best simultaneously the worst
Luckily for Kaisel, he isn’t paying enough attention to read between the lines of the very-near slip up. And honestly? He’s not that deeply involved with Flora and Kaisel, having met them a few times overall in ways that they were around each other more than directly interacting. Honestly, he doesn’t even know that Flora and Kaisel are dating let alone married.
And besides, he’s so distracted by the fact Kaisel’s lost his socks somehow that the courtesan can’t help but to follow along partially bewildered – breaking out of it long enough to flash Flora a bright grin. “Hey Flora.” He greets the queen politely, taking the seat that Kaisel doesn’t, and settles in to watch the show.
As it stands, he doesn’t know anything about the drama happening above – what he does know is suddenly Flora’s jumping and there’s a splash of red and Thorn panic nearly out of his skin. “Oh shit-fuCK.” He gasps, having to take a second to think about whether or not he’d knocked the slushie over. Drawn back with whiplash toward the rodeo still happening, he watches as Koa eats shit from his ride, wincing a little both because of the slushie and the fact his friend hadn’t lasted all that long.
Watching Zavien’s briefly, he’s pulled away by the Doubletake and ex-Dragoon, his arm in Flora’s as she snatches him up too, happy to be carted wherever she’d like. “Yeah, for sure, hey uh, you good?” Thorn says with a slight laugh to Flora, deciding then and there that rodeos were cursed – if it weren’t a slushie falling over unannounced, it was him getting pantsed which is the whole reason he'd worn the suspenders this year.
And besides, he’s so distracted by the fact Kaisel’s lost his socks somehow that the courtesan can’t help but to follow along partially bewildered – breaking out of it long enough to flash Flora a bright grin. “Hey Flora.” He greets the queen politely, taking the seat that Kaisel doesn’t, and settles in to watch the show.
As it stands, he doesn’t know anything about the drama happening above – what he does know is suddenly Flora’s jumping and there’s a splash of red and Thorn panic nearly out of his skin. “Oh shit-fuCK.” He gasps, having to take a second to think about whether or not he’d knocked the slushie over. Drawn back with whiplash toward the rodeo still happening, he watches as Koa eats shit from his ride, wincing a little both because of the slushie and the fact his friend hadn’t lasted all that long.
Watching Zavien’s briefly, he’s pulled away by the Doubletake and ex-Dragoon, his arm in Flora’s as she snatches him up too, happy to be carted wherever she’d like. “Yeah, for sure, hey uh, you good?” Thorn says with a slight laugh to Flora, deciding then and there that rodeos were cursed – if it weren’t a slushie falling over unannounced, it was him getting pantsed which is the whole reason he'd worn the suspenders this year.
Hawthorn
and best case scenario, i should be cursed







