Kaisel
Haters on my back like a backpack
Having trusted a fart once before and regretting it, Kaisel doesn't run the risk of it here and now as his guts complain abruptly. Cutting loose from the soldiers briefly to find the nearest toilet before he unloads right in the freshly repaired canal, Kaisel dashes away for a time. Having made room, he's more than happy to mow down the fish tacos, aside from the irritating need to reach a spot on his back that's impossible to reach, y'know, because of his muscles getting in the way and all. Just short of bothering Flora for her nails, he settles on one of the stool legs to serve as a back scratcher while he moves and puts together the furniture.
Sadly, that doesn't seem to fully do the trick, the way an itch on your palm isn't satisfied unless you scrape it with your teeth. There's also the fact that he has to give up this leg eventually, although he does save it for the very last in a hopeful holdout.
Shifting back and forth against one of the newly put together booths, doing his best imitation of Baloo from The Jungle Book, Kai listens to their next order of business. "Unhelpfully," he starts, grunting as he shimmies up and down to scratch at his back. "I most prefer The TellTale, although The Last Word is my second choice."
Kai votes for The TellTale
Sadly, that doesn't seem to fully do the trick, the way an itch on your palm isn't satisfied unless you scrape it with your teeth. There's also the fact that he has to give up this leg eventually, although he does save it for the very last in a hopeful holdout.
Shifting back and forth against one of the newly put together booths, doing his best imitation of Baloo from The Jungle Book, Kai listens to their next order of business. "Unhelpfully," he starts, grunting as he shimmies up and down to scratch at his back. "I most prefer The TellTale, although The Last Word is my second choice."
Kai votes for The TellTale
Blowin' up I'm fucking flawless
Wearing a watery blue, faded and stretched-out sparkling hair tie on his left wrist
