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"Yes! My head bopper!" she said, setting her bag down and digging through it. It took a moment but eventually she pulled out a dildo of rather unbelievable size. She straightened and then thwacked it twice against the counter, which made a very satisfying smack sound. "It's a stick that is good for whacking people on the head when they are dumb!" she said brightly. "It was my Aunt's and I took it to remember her by."
"But I need it to be able to shoot magic fire so I can do her funeral like we did back home. Can you make it do that?" she asked again, holding it out to him.
"But I need it to be able to shoot magic fire so I can do her funeral like we did back home. Can you make it do that?" she asked again, holding it out to him.
you can call me queen B
