Ingrid
Ingrid wouldn't say she had keen senses, but when it came to whiskey, the girl was a goddamn bloodhound. (That, or it was just too dark to see Oliver, so of course she smelled the whiskey first.) After following her nose for a bit, she was suddenly quite put-out: instead of a pot o' booze at the end of the odor-bow, there was a young man sitting the ground, coughing down whiskey like a fucking amateur.
Gods... That's an affront to humanity AND alcohol.
Not really in the mood for a sop story tonight, Ingrid decided to continue on her way. Too bad her moral compass kicked in.
If he got eaten by a wolf, would that be my fault?
...maybe. Yes, damn it. Plus, nobody likes a drunk wolf. Fine. Gods, I hope you're watching. I'm doing this for you.
Ingrid steeled herself and approached him.
"You don't drink much, do you?" she asked, peering down at the man. "Do you have any clue what your limits are? If you plan to drink until a bottle of your piss would need to have the word "proof" on it, at least do yourself the favor of sitting somewhere you can safely pass out."
She sat down next to him with a sigh, doing her best to keep her face just out of punching range.
"Listen, I'm sure you're having a hard time, but would you put those away and let me take you home?"
Gods... That's an affront to humanity AND alcohol.
Not really in the mood for a sop story tonight, Ingrid decided to continue on her way. Too bad her moral compass kicked in.
If he got eaten by a wolf, would that be my fault?
...maybe. Yes, damn it. Plus, nobody likes a drunk wolf. Fine. Gods, I hope you're watching. I'm doing this for you.
Ingrid steeled herself and approached him.
"You don't drink much, do you?" she asked, peering down at the man. "Do you have any clue what your limits are? If you plan to drink until a bottle of your piss would need to have the word "proof" on it, at least do yourself the favor of sitting somewhere you can safely pass out."
She sat down next to him with a sigh, doing her best to keep her face just out of punching range.
"Listen, I'm sure you're having a hard time, but would you put those away and let me take you home?"
