roses are red. i'm going to bed
Edy nods along with that logic before holding up a finger. "Yeah, but imaging how good that shit would feel." She points out before flashing him a bright smile, before shaking her head. "Nah, that seems like a lot of work. Besides, I got you to talk to and you're plenty exciting." Despite her over-the-top nature and tendency to shoot off insults at the drop of a hat, this sounded charmingly genuine, even if Edy did follow it up by flicking a bug off of one of her nipples.
"Dude, I'm not." Edy protests, wiggling her toes in the water. 'I'm beautiful because of how my bones are arranged, that don't mean shit." As for confidence? "You'd be confident too if you weren't so smart." She counters. "You only get to be a brazen asshole like me when you always have someone around to bail you out. My ass got beat a lot growing up in private, but in public? Always untouchable." Being a Launceleyn was a trip, for sure. Maybe one day Edy and Sam could bond over the shit the bookmaker knew about her family because of Loren. 'You're cool Sam. I'd bone you for sure. Even take you on a date after." She adds with a bright cackle.
'Ask away. I've got nothing better to do.' She replies with another shrug. And really, what did he have to lose?
"Dude, I'm not." Edy protests, wiggling her toes in the water. 'I'm beautiful because of how my bones are arranged, that don't mean shit." As for confidence? "You'd be confident too if you weren't so smart." She counters. "You only get to be a brazen asshole like me when you always have someone around to bail you out. My ass got beat a lot growing up in private, but in public? Always untouchable." Being a Launceleyn was a trip, for sure. Maybe one day Edy and Sam could bond over the shit the bookmaker knew about her family because of Loren. 'You're cool Sam. I'd bone you for sure. Even take you on a date after." She adds with a bright cackle.
'Ask away. I've got nothing better to do.' She replies with another shrug. And really, what did he have to lose?
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