REMI
then it went dark
Delighted laughter ripples through the bond, all deep bass and sea-soaked smugness, as Remi finally gets a solid grip on the leviathan. Got you, he hums, smug and utterly pleased with himself, even as the writhing bulk of his husband twists and snarls in surprise. The kraken’s limbs slorp around Ronin with practiced glee, coiling in a brief, theatrical hug that pulls the larger shape of the leviathan snugly against him for just a moment. Mmm. Salty. His tone is far too satisfied for someone who’s lost every round but the last. He gives a gentle, buoyant squeeze before loosening his grip and letting Ronin go.
Alright, fine, let's call it a tie, Remi declares magnanimously—never mind that Ronin had been winning by several leagues until now. But you’re right. If we’re going to put the fear of Mort in the rest of the sea, we should let them see us more.
With an enormous push of force from his lower limbs, the kraken shoots upward. Tentacles erupt above the waterline in a dramatic spray, splaying like the arms of some ancient deep-god made myth. One of them slaps the surface just for the fun of it, sending a geyser of seawater arcing through the air.
He cackles again—loud and delighted—as bubbles froth in his wake. And with a flick of his limbs and a final playful prod at Ronin’s side, the kraken vanishes beneath the swell, content for now to let the sea settle around them.
~FIN
Alright, fine, let's call it a tie, Remi declares magnanimously—never mind that Ronin had been winning by several leagues until now. But you’re right. If we’re going to put the fear of Mort in the rest of the sea, we should let them see us more.
With an enormous push of force from his lower limbs, the kraken shoots upward. Tentacles erupt above the waterline in a dramatic spray, splaying like the arms of some ancient deep-god made myth. One of them slaps the surface just for the fun of it, sending a geyser of seawater arcing through the air.
He cackles again—loud and delighted—as bubbles froth in his wake. And with a flick of his limbs and a final playful prod at Ronin’s side, the kraken vanishes beneath the swell, content for now to let the sea settle around them.
~FIN
& it rained
and rained and rained
and rained and rained
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.







