IANTO
"Yeah, James," Ianto drawled with a golden grin, "I just love blackened toes in the middle of Deepfrost. Really gets me off." Taking another pull on his pipe, he rolled his eyes and nodded at the snake, as if inviting him over and out of the bitter cold in his flip-flops. He gazed over the giant dick in the snow as the other man presented it to him, Ianto raising an eyebrow. "No I don't," he called. "It's a lot bigger than yours, though."
Chuckling, he shifted on the steps. Mm, how very dare he indeed. Always having intended to welcome the snake into the wagon, Ianto rose to his feet and beckoned James inside with a flourish. "Wouldn't want you to freeze your pretty little legs off would we," he said. "And if you've brought me another bag of garbage, I'm not interested. You don't have to bribe me with trash from the beach, you can just come in."
Chuckling, he shifted on the steps. Mm, how very dare he indeed. Always having intended to welcome the snake into the wagon, Ianto rose to his feet and beckoned James inside with a flourish. "Wouldn't want you to freeze your pretty little legs off would we," he said. "And if you've brought me another bag of garbage, I'm not interested. You don't have to bribe me with trash from the beach, you can just come in."
where are your gods now
