JAMES
"Ugh. Rude." The thief huffed under his breath, but it was all for show. Naked as he often was, the size of the massive dick move he was threatening wouldn't be particularly surprising to Ianto. Still, it was the thought that counted...or something like that.
'How very dare you suggest such a thing. Closed minded." James guffawed, nostrils flaring as he tilted his chin upwards as if made buoyant by his indignation.
However as Ianto flopped onto the bed, the snake grinned triumphantly, all eyebrows and plump cheeks. "See? I knew ye'cared. Deep down. but don't you get too cozy now, there's that stew you remember." Despite this, James practically dove into Ianto's arms, the mattress groaning not beneath his weight, but beneath the inelegance of the movement. Wriggling up right close to the larger man (in bulk, if not in height), the thief inclined his head slightly. "S'yer cabin, so if you wanna be the small spoon, I'll happily oblige."
'How very dare you suggest such a thing. Closed minded." James guffawed, nostrils flaring as he tilted his chin upwards as if made buoyant by his indignation.
However as Ianto flopped onto the bed, the snake grinned triumphantly, all eyebrows and plump cheeks. "See? I knew ye'cared. Deep down. but don't you get too cozy now, there's that stew you remember." Despite this, James practically dove into Ianto's arms, the mattress groaning not beneath his weight, but beneath the inelegance of the movement. Wriggling up right close to the larger man (in bulk, if not in height), the thief inclined his head slightly. "S'yer cabin, so if you wanna be the small spoon, I'll happily oblige."
what, from the bottom of my heart,
the fuck
the fuck