[RE] Dusty but dangerous

After all the LongNight deaths, many homes are cleaning out the rooms and houses of those who have been lost. In one such house, a rather strange item has been found. It has been kept under lock and key based on how unpredictable it is. The weapon is placed on the guild's doorstep with the following note: It's yer fuckin' problem now. Mace of Many Things | A magical mace that when it strikes an opponent, does one of the following based on the roll of a d100 (as well as regular blunt damage). 0 - 10: Makes a 10ft cloud of butterflies, 11-20: Creates a ring of fire, 21-30: Turns whoever you have hit with it invisible for 1 post, 31-40: Causes thematic music to play in the background until the fight is over 41-50: Creates a piercing wail that makes concentration extremely difficult, 51-60: Causes a thunderstorm to appear overhead and rain to fall, 61-70: Splashes acid, 71-80: Causes the target to turn pink and sparkly, 81-90: Summons a pack of dire wolves to fight for 2 posts, 91-100: Triples the size of the target for 1 post