Talyson bby

karma's a relaxing thought, aren't you envious that for you it's not?

Hey babe!

Hope you got your ship fixed up okay! It was so good to see you in Torchline! Having a bit of colour in your skin really suits you! You looked fab!

Oh btw! Since you're in King's End I was wondering if you could do me the easiest of favours? Any chance you can scoop up some unicorn poop for me? I know there's like, tons of herds around so I'm sure it'll be no prob for you! It's for Rae; they said they needed some fertilizer and I thought what better than magical poop, right???

Thanks! You're an absolute STAR.

xoxox

Flora

Flora,

The flattery's nice, but I'm still charging extra for delivering poop on my boat.

(Which did get repaired, thanks.)

Also, wtf, Rae?? I can't wait to hear about this quest! I'll see you in a week.

~T. Seawright

karma's a relaxing thought, aren't you envious that for you it's not?

Hey Tal,

It's funny you say that...I don't remember hearing anyone recently mentioning using your services....has business been slow for you? I sure wouldn't want any sort of misunderstanding between us to cost any further opportunities for you if they're already hard to come by!

See you soon!

xoxo
Flora

To Flora,

What's the misunderstanding? You want fancy magic poop, and I'm charging a fair price to haul it to you.

I wouldn't deliver poop for just anyone, you know. Yeah, you'll pay for it, but at least it will arrive without you having to stick your hands in it. It's more than just about anyone else would get, so don't get your ponytail in a twist. You're still getting the friends'n'family discount.

I'll be there in a week.

~T. Seawright