Melita
they should have checked the ashes
of the women they burned alive
of the women they burned alive
Terrible idea or not, Flora ’s aim was spot-on, hitting the Dragoon square in the chest and bursting all over; but causing a ripple effect of actions. This motion, of course, skewed Koa ’s own intentions towards Mateo’s, and his balloon landed squarely upon another tourist who the Karen was heading to, further causing a scene.
And Mateo? A direct and beautiful hit upon Mrs. Engalion; knocking her wig clean off.
Melita tried desperately to stifle her laughter, but gods it was hilarious and glorious all at once. The woman began urgently and frantically screeching at the top of her lungs. ”What is going on? What is this?!” As no one else seemed acutely aware, she persisted, needling others nearby, and rousing more attention and suspicion. ”Someone should be calling the Dragoons over here!” She picked up her soaked wig, making a harrumph sound as others began to surround her, and the hapless and witless travelers. ”Fine! I’ll go do it!” and she began a stomping march.
Leaving the Honeybee the perfect opportunity to hit another tourist in the back.
Some, due to the theatrics and antics, began to disperse; including the elderly, who’d been around long enough in life to simply vacate the area. The commotion did, however, attract several more Karen-esque figures, waving their arms around and inspecting the sojourners, while two locals began coming over too, seeing if they could help.
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Everyone has hit this round!
Flora hits Koa!
Koa hits a tourist!
Mateo hits the Karen! She’s beginning to cause a scene and find a Dragoon.
Melita has hit another tourist!
Available Targets for this Round:
- Two more Karens and gods they’re loud
- Fleeing Mrs. Engalion
- Two locals; very boring and helpful
- The already soaked tourists
- Your competitors
Current Point Status:
Melita: 20
Koa: 10
Flora: 25
Mateo: 20
And Mateo? A direct and beautiful hit upon Mrs. Engalion; knocking her wig clean off.
Melita tried desperately to stifle her laughter, but gods it was hilarious and glorious all at once. The woman began urgently and frantically screeching at the top of her lungs. ”What is going on? What is this?!” As no one else seemed acutely aware, she persisted, needling others nearby, and rousing more attention and suspicion. ”Someone should be calling the Dragoons over here!” She picked up her soaked wig, making a harrumph sound as others began to surround her, and the hapless and witless travelers. ”Fine! I’ll go do it!” and she began a stomping march.
Leaving the Honeybee the perfect opportunity to hit another tourist in the back.
Some, due to the theatrics and antics, began to disperse; including the elderly, who’d been around long enough in life to simply vacate the area. The commotion did, however, attract several more Karen-esque figures, waving their arms around and inspecting the sojourners, while two locals began coming over too, seeing if they could help.
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Everyone has hit this round!
Flora hits Koa!
Koa hits a tourist!
Mateo hits the Karen! She’s beginning to cause a scene and find a Dragoon.
Melita has hit another tourist!
Available Targets for this Round:
- Two more Karens and gods they’re loud
- Fleeing Mrs. Engalion
- Two locals; very boring and helpful
- The already soaked tourists
- Your competitors
Current Point Status:
Melita: 20
Koa: 10
Flora: 25
Mateo: 20
because it takes a single wild ember
to bring a whole wildfire to life
to bring a whole wildfire to life
