champagne, cocaine, gasoline; and most things in between
Having bitten his cheek hard enough to bring tears to his eyes in an attempt not to burst out laughing, Mateo finds himself next to Koa as the dragoon goes to finish off his wigless rube, forcing the botanist to aim elsewhere. "Gods, I think she used to babysit us when we were kids," he says to the dragoon, his voice strained and his smile broad enough to bring out the dimples in his cheeks.
Spying the additional Karens - and not knowing that Flora has also decided to target one of them - the choice seems very clear, and it's with another mischievous grin that he lets loose his next balloon, wondering if this one will contain a small rubber ducky. He almost hopes it doesn't, if only because he kind of wants one for himself and he'll definitely get caught if he goes down there chasing it.
Mateo aims for the other Karen!
Spying the additional Karens - and not knowing that Flora has also decided to target one of them - the choice seems very clear, and it's with another mischievous grin that he lets loose his next balloon, wondering if this one will contain a small rubber ducky. He almost hopes it doesn't, if only because he kind of wants one for himself and he'll definitely get caught if he goes down there chasing it.
Mateo aims for the other Karen!







