Mateo
Should'a seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I had a cane and a party hat
Oblivious to the JUDAS sneaking around behind him, Mateo is too busy being delighted by the way his balloon (and another, presumably Flora's) manages to take out the two Karens, much to their shrieking irritation.
Already with more ammo in hand, the botanist peeks over the wall and surveys his options. He feels as though Mrs. Engalion and her two friends deserve a break, if for no other reason than he doesn't want the Dragoons, when they show up, to think them unfairly targeted.
Just regular targeted, you know?
And so, narrowing blue eyes at the locals dithering from further back, Mateo decides to reward them for their decision paralysis with a water balloon to the face. Hopefully. Judging the angle and distance and wishing he was actually any good at sports, he eventually gives it a jolly good yeet and hopes for the best.
Mateo aims for one of the two locals!
Already with more ammo in hand, the botanist peeks over the wall and surveys his options. He feels as though Mrs. Engalion and her two friends deserve a break, if for no other reason than he doesn't want the Dragoons, when they show up, to think them unfairly targeted.
Just regular targeted, you know?
And so, narrowing blue eyes at the locals dithering from further back, Mateo decides to reward them for their decision paralysis with a water balloon to the face. Hopefully. Judging the angle and distance and wishing he was actually any good at sports, he eventually gives it a jolly good yeet and hopes for the best.
Mateo aims for one of the two locals!
I was the king of this hologram
where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
