You don't know me an' i don't know you. But I run a caravan that goes all the way from Hak Etme down to the Feverlands. Only there's some big skeletal cunt in the sands up here that won't let my damn wagon leave.
Whoever comes up here and kills this bag of bones can have any item they want from my store.
OOC: This notice will serve as IC justification for an upcoming KQ!